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Never Leave Amsterdam

Von Seitz Theoretic AlesTennessee
  • Wild / Brett / Lambic-style
  • 5.9% ABV
  • Label approved Sep 14, 2019

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Von Seitz Theoretic Ales' Wild / Brett / Lambic-style. Label approved 14 September 2019.

Brewed at vonseitz theoreticales, Vonseitz Theoreticales LLC (Tennessee).

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How to serve it

Serve at
46–54°F (8–12°C)
Glass
Teku: a stemmed bowl that gathers aroma, built for sour and hoppy beers

About 150–180 calories and 9–16 g carbs

About 115 of those calories come from the alcohol.

General guidance for Wild / Brett / Lambic-style. Calories and carbs are estimates from the ABV and how the style usually finishes; numbers the brewery prints beat ours. More beer tools

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About this beer

This is the 4th of 4 labels we have from Von Seitz Theoretic Ales. It is one of 41 wild / brett / lambic-style labels approved in September 2019. Its label was approved 10 days after it was submitted. The brand on the label is Von Seitz Theoretic Ales; it was brewed at vonseitz theoreticales, Vonseitz Theoreticales LLC in Tennessee.

From the label

“VonSeitz TheoreticAles- Analytically- Reverent- Zymurgry-Crafting beer is all about the level of magnification and curiosity that one sees in the process. A great brewery once coined the phrase "Behold the magic of the living beer." We try to embrace that. On our hand cobbled system using traditional belgian techniques and modern laboratory science, we craft wild fermentations, foraged ales, and act as preservationist of the funk (the pragmatic mixture that brings beer to life). Our limited batch and cellar releases are bottle conditioned and always changing. We are the owners, the cellar men, brewers, bottlers, and salesmen. We hope our joy and reverence in making each bottle is shared with you. Cheers- Alexander VonSeitz, Jason Lemanski, Art Whitaker, and Kevin Zalesak”

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