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A TTB label filing on the register, cleared 4 August 2026. TTB ID 26215001000030. This is the paperwork, not a shelf listing.
- Filedwith the TTB
- Cleared4 August 2026
- SpottedNot yet — watching
Register-wide, a cleared beer typically surfaces at its brewery within 15 days — four out of five inside 32 — measured across 220 filings we've watched land. This page gets stamped the moment it's seen.
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Every Alvarium Beer Company filing lives on the house page.
This filing went on record 4 August 2026, before the beer reached a shelf. Check Friday's register for this house. The docket is a second, optional dispatch.
This is the 4th of 5 label filings we hold from Alvarium Beer Company. It is one of 38 pastry stout labels approved in August 2026. It cleared 1 day after it was filed. The label carries the Brewers Association independent seal.
A split-field label dominated by a large diagonal cream banner bearing the beer name in tall shadow serif letters. The background divides into bright yellow (upper right) and red-orange (left), with yellow areas filled with fine hatching texture. The beer's flavour — salted peanut butter cup porter — appears in large brown serif type against the yellow field. A small brewery seal and logotype occupy the upper left; marketing copy and tasting notes fill the right side in white and cream type. The label's playful narrative voice and hand-lettered signature at lower right reinforce an informal, character-driven aesthetic.
From the label“You see, Peanut Butter and Chocolate's routine was getting a little tired, you dig? So they loosened their collars and invited their friend, Salt, to the party to spice things up. Instead of being awkward, the results proved, well…savory for everybody. This one melts in your mouth, your hands, everywhere, baby. Thanks for picking up this can; clearly you have good taste and/or an attraction to shiny objects! By holding this can, you have inadvertently formed a bond with it and imprinted a piece of your soul inside. Putting the can down now may cause emotional damage to the contents, causing it to act out against future drinkers. Please keep your new friend cold and consume fresh for maximum happiness! Dispose of empty husk in recycling bin. No tears; it had a rich, fulfilling life with you and nobody can take that away. Drink fresh, drink dank, Bug, Mike & Chris”
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