
Clusternutter
- Filedwith the TTB
- Cleared4 August 2026
- SpottedNot yet — watching
From the label“You see, Peanut Butter and Chocolate's routine was getting a little tired, you dig? So they loosened their collars and invited their friend, Salt, to the party to spice things up. Instead of being awkward, the results proved, well…savory for everybody. This one melts in your mouth, your hands, everywhere, baby. Thanks for picking up this can; clearly you have good taste and/or an attraction to shiny objects! By holding this can, you have inadvertently formed a bond with it and imprinted a piece of your soul inside. Putting the can down now may cause emotional damage to the contents, causing it to act out against future drinkers. Please keep your new friend cold and consume fresh for maximum happiness! Dispose of empty husk in recycling bin. No tears; it had a rich, fulfilling life with you and nobody can take that away. Drink fresh, drink dank, Bug, Mike & Chris”
Extracted from label art by hopgrail · fields verified against the filing