Pantsless Pale Ale
A TTB label filing on the register, cleared 3 August 2026. TTB ID 26209001000111. This is the paperwork, not a shelf listing.
Brand on the label, not the plant. The COLA applicant — the plant of record — is CRAFTSMITH BEVERAGE, LLC (Illinois).
- Filedwith the TTB
- Cleared3 August 2026
- SpottedNot yet — watching
Register-wide, a cleared beer typically surfaces at its brewery within 15 days — four out of five inside 32 — measured across 220 filings we've watched land. This page gets stamped the moment it's seen.
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This filing went on record 3 August 2026, before the beer reached a shelf. Check Friday's register for this house. The docket is a second, optional dispatch.
This is the 2nd of 2 label filings we hold from Alarmist Brewing. It is one of 80 american pale ale labels approved in August 2026. It cleared 6 days after it was filed. The label names one hop, Mosaic. The brand on the label is Alarmist Brewing; the COLA applicant — the plant of record — is CRAFTSMITH BEVERAGE, LLC in Illinois. The label carries the Brewers Association independent seal.
A comic-style character in a yellow jacket, red tie, and glasses stands at the centre of the label with hands on hips, rendered without lower garments, against a radiating sunburst field of light and darker blue stripes. The beer name appears in bold red caps with yellow shadow lettering below the figure. A lit match illustration appears in the upper right corner, and a bronze medal emblem for a 2020 beer festival sits to the lower left of the character. The brewery name is set in white block caps with graphic ray lines above and below it at the top of the label.
From the label“Our flagship American Pale Ale, brewed with Mosaic hops, Pilsner malt and without pants. There are no pants in this beer. Taste the bronze medal goodness.”
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