Pantsless Pale Ale label
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Pantsless Pale Ale

  • American Pale Ale
  • 6% ABV
  • Label approved Aug 3

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90 seek it out · 80 would buy again · 70 fine, wouldn't seek it · 60 disappointing · 40 flawed or drain pour

Newly approved Pale Ale

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Hop, as printed on the label

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Alarmist Brewing's American Pale Ale. Label approved 3 August 2026.

Stronger than 60% of the 766 American Pale Ale labels we've read.

Brewed at CRAFTSMITH BEVERAGE, LLC (Illinois).

From the label

“Our flagship American Pale Ale, brewed with Mosaic hops, Pilsner malt and without pants. There are no pants in this beer. Taste the bronze medal goodness.”

How to serve it

Serve at
45–50°F (7–10°C)
Glass
Nonic pint: the bulge gives you a grip and room for a head

About 175–195 calories and 14–20 g carbs

About 120 of those calories come from the alcohol.

General guidance for American Pale Ale. Calories and carbs are estimates from the ABV and how the style usually finishes; numbers the brewery prints beat ours. More beer tools

Where to find it

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About this beer

This is the 2nd of 2 labels we have from Alarmist Brewing. It is one of 77 american pale ale labels approved in August 2026. Its label was approved 6 days after it was submitted. The label names one hop, Mosaic. The brand on the label is Alarmist Brewing; it was brewed at CRAFTSMITH BEVERAGE, LLC in Illinois. The label carries the Brewers Association independent seal.

The artwork

A comic-style character in a yellow jacket, red tie, and glasses stands at the centre of the label with hands on hips, rendered without lower garments, against a radiating sunburst field of light and darker blue stripes. The beer name appears in bold red caps with yellow shadow lettering below the figure. A lit match illustration appears in the upper right corner, and a bronze medal emblem for a 2020 beer festival sits to the lower left of the character. The brewery name is set in white block caps with graphic ray lines above and below it at the top of the label.

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Brew it

The label names its hops (Mosaic), which is enough for a real starting point.

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Style: Pale AleBrewery: Alarmist Brewing