I Have A Small Wiener Helles Lager label
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I Have A Small Wiener Helles Lager

One Family Brewing Co.District of Columbia
  • Helles
  • 5.1% ABV
  • Label approved Nov 2

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One Family Brewing Co.'s Helles. Label approved 2 November 2026.

Stronger than 67% of the 104 Helles labels we've read.

Brewed at DC BRAU BREWING, DC BRAU BREWING, LLC (District of Columbia). More brewed there.

From the label

“This very traditional German-Style Lager has slight biscuit notes and a more round flavor profile compared to a Pilsner. Not your typical wiener. Squid may be a little guy, but he's got a massive engine. From abandoned rescue to racing champion, this tiny powerhouse leaves the competition in the dust. He's completely unbothered by his small wiener, and frankly, we think he should be proud. Drink up and stand proud for Squid!”

How to serve it

Serve at
40–46°F (4–8°C)
Glass
Mug or stein: thick, sturdy glass that keeps a lager cold

About 150–165 calories and 13–17 g carbs

About 100 of those calories come from the alcohol.

General guidance for Helles. Calories and carbs are estimates from the ABV and how the style usually finishes; numbers the brewery prints beat ours. More beer tools

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About this beer

This is the 5th of 5 labels we have from One Family Brewing Co. It is one of 2 helles labels approved in November 2026. Its label was approved 4 days after it was submitted. The label names 3 hops — Floral Hops, Herbal Hops and Citral Hops. The brand on the label is One Family Brewing Co; it was brewed at DC BRAU BREWING, DC BRAU BREWING, LLC in District of Columbia.

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The label names its hops (Floral Hops, Herbal Hops, Citral Hops), which is enough for a real starting point.

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Style: LagerBrewery: One Family Brewing Co.