
Now I Have A Machine Gun Ho-Ho-Ho
- Pastry Stout
- 12.2% ABV
- Label approved Oct 28
Had it? My score
90 seek it out · 80 would buy again · 70 fine, wouldn't seek it · 60 disappointing · 40 flawed or drain pour
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See allTurning Point Beer's Pastry Stout. Label approved 28 October 2026; not spotted yet.
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How to serve it
- Serve at
- 52–60°F (11–16°C)
- Glass
- Snifter: a wide bowl you can warm in your hand, for a small strong pour
About 400–475 calories and 41–60 g carbs
About 240 of those calories come from the alcohol.
General guidance for Pastry Stout. Calories and carbs are estimates from the ABV and how the style usually finishes; numbers the brewery prints beat ours. More beer tools
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More StoutAbout this beer
This is the 17th of 17 labels we have from Turning Point Beer. It is one of 34 pastry stout labels approved in October 2026. Its label was approved 15 days after it was submitted.
From the label“Stout with Cacao Nibs and Vanilla Beans”
Brew it
A starting-point recipe from the style and the ABV on the label: derived, not tasted, and the sheet says which is which.
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Style: StoutBrewery: Turning Point Beer