
Teenie Weenie
- Hazy IPA
- 5.6% ABV
- Label approved Jul 30
Had it? My score
90 seek it out · 80 would buy again · 70 fine, wouldn't seek it · 60 disappointing · 40 flawed or drain pour
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See allMatchless' Hazy IPA. Label approved 30 July 2026; not spotted yet.
Lighter than 92% of the 975 Hazy IPA labels we've read.
From the label“It was an Itsy Bitsy...”
How to serve it
- Serve at
- 45–50°F (7–10°C)
- Glass
- Teku: a stemmed bowl that gathers aroma, built for sour and hoppy beers
- Goes with
- Thai and Indian curry, Hot wings, Tacos
About 180–205 calories and 17–25 g carbs
About 110 of those calories come from the alcohol.
General guidance for Hazy IPA. Calories and carbs are estimates from the ABV and how the style usually finishes; numbers the brewery prints beat ours. More beer tools
Where to find it
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Readers' scores
Also naming Krush and Nectaron
About this beer
This is the 59th of 78 labels we have from Matchless. It is one of 147 hazy ipa labels approved in July 2026. It was submitted and approved the same day. The label names 3 hops — Vera, Krush and Nectaron, and carries hazy on the front. The label carries the Brewers Association independent seal.
A stylized tropical scene dominates the label: a palm tree with green fronds and brown trunk stands on a sandy beach rendered in olive-yellow, with a bright yellow sun setting behind it and blue ocean waves at the foreground and background. The composition is divided horizontally across the front, with white sans-serif lettering for "Teenie Weenie" and "Hazy IPA" positioned over the landscape. The palette is bold and primary—yellow, green, blue, and tan—with a flat, graphic rendering throughout.
Brew it
The label names its hops (Vera, Krush, Nectaron), which is enough for a real starting point.
The bench sheetAsk Hop Grail:
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