Teenie Weenie label
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Teenie Weenie

MatchlessTumwater, WA
  • Hazy IPA
  • 5.6% ABV
  • Label approved Jul 30

Had it? My score

90 seek it out · 80 would buy again · 70 fine, wouldn't seek it · 60 disappointing · 40 flawed or drain pour

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Matchless' Hazy IPA. Label approved 30 July 2026; not spotted yet.

Lighter than 92% of the 975 Hazy IPA labels we've read.

From the label

“It was an Itsy Bitsy...”

How to serve it

Serve at
45–50°F (7–10°C)
Glass
Teku: a stemmed bowl that gathers aroma, built for sour and hoppy beers

About 180–205 calories and 17–25 g carbs

About 110 of those calories come from the alcohol.

General guidance for Hazy IPA. Calories and carbs are estimates from the ABV and how the style usually finishes; numbers the brewery prints beat ours. More beer tools

Where to find it

No account neededTell me when it's out

Not spotted yet. We'll write the day it is.

One email when it's first spotted — on a list we check, in a scan, or in the brewery's announcement. Nothing else, and a stop link in it.

We track beers, we don't sell them, so no stock promises. These are the searches we'd run for this one.

Readers' scores

Also naming Krush and Nectaron

About this beer

This is the 59th of 78 labels we have from Matchless. It is one of 147 hazy ipa labels approved in July 2026. It was submitted and approved the same day. The label names 3 hops — Vera, Krush and Nectaron, and carries hazy on the front. The label carries the Brewers Association independent seal.

The artwork

A stylized tropical scene dominates the label: a palm tree with green fronds and brown trunk stands on a sandy beach rendered in olive-yellow, with a bright yellow sun setting behind it and blue ocean waves at the foreground and background. The composition is divided horizontally across the front, with white sans-serif lettering for "Teenie Weenie" and "Hazy IPA" positioned over the landscape. The palette is bold and primary—yellow, green, blue, and tan—with a flat, graphic rendering throughout.

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Brew it

The label names its hops (Vera, Krush, Nectaron), which is enough for a real starting point.

The bench sheet

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Style: IPABrewery: Matchless