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I'm the Goalie! I Don't Score!

Keyworth Brewing CompanyNorth Richland Hills, TX
  • IPA (other/unspecified)
  • 7% ABV
  • Label approved Jul 31

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90 seek it out · 80 would buy again · 70 fine, wouldn't seek it · 60 disappointing · 40 flawed or drain pour

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Keyworth Brewing Company's IPA (other/unspecified). Label approved 31 July 2026; spotted on 2 August 2026 (on Keyworth Brewing Company's beer list).

Right around the middle of the 4,662 IPA labels we've read.

From the label

“Drink Fresh. Drink Local. Go for the Hat Trick.”

How to serve it

Serve at
45–50°F (7–10°C)
Glass
Tulip: the narrow top holds the aroma in and the head up

About 195–235 calories and 15–25 g carbs

About 135 of those calories come from the alcohol.

General guidance for IPA. Calories and carbs are estimates from the ABV and how the style usually finishes; numbers the brewery prints beat ours. More beer tools

Where to find it

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Readers' scores

Also naming Mosaic and Strata

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About this beer

This is the 11th of 23 labels we have from Keyworth Brewing Company. It is one of 151 ipa (other/unspecified) labels approved in July 2026. Its label was approved 3 days after it was submitted. The label names 4 hops — Magnum, Cascade, Strata and Mosaic.

The artwork

A stylized ice hockey goalie in full gear occupies the center of the label, rendered in 3D illustration with exaggerated motion lines and golden light rays radiating behind him. The figure wears a white jersey with green and gold trim, matching pads and gloves, and a goalie mask, set against a dramatic sky-blue background with dynamic diagonal streaks suggesting movement and energy. The beer name appears in large yellow sans-serif caps across the upper portion, with additional text scattered around the composition including "WHOOSH!" in yellow on the upper right and brewing information in yellow on the right side. A Keyworth Brewing Company shield logo sits in the upper left corner.

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From the brewery

“brewed and dry hopped with Magnum, Cascade, Strata, and Mosaic”

From Keyworth Brewing Company

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Brew it

The label names its hops (Magnum, Cascade, Strata…), which is enough for a real starting point.

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Style: IPABrewery: Keyworth Brewing Company