Crispy Boy label
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Crispy Boy

  • Pilsner
  • 4.9% ABV
  • Label approved Aug 3

Had it? My score

90 seek it out · 80 would buy again · 70 fine, wouldn't seek it · 60 disappointing · 40 flawed or drain pour

Newly approved Lager

Alarmist Brewing's Pilsner. Label approved 3 August 2026.

Lighter than 61% of the 643 Pilsner labels we've read.

Brewed at CRAFTSMITH BEVERAGE, LLC (Illinois).

How to serve it

Serve at
40–45°F (4–7°C)
Glass
Pilsner glass: tall and tapered, so the bubbles and color show

About 145–165 calories and 13–18 g carbs

About 95 of those calories come from the alcohol.

General guidance for Pilsner. Calories and carbs are estimates from the ABV and how the style usually finishes; numbers the brewery prints beat ours. More beer tools

Where to find it

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About this beer

This is the 2nd of 2 labels we have from Alarmist Brewing. It is one of 92 pilsner labels approved in August 2026. Its label was approved 6 days after it was submitted. The brand on the label is Alarmist Brewing; it was brewed at CRAFTSMITH BEVERAGE, LLC in Illinois. The label carries the Brewers Association independent seal.

The artwork

The label features the Alarmist Brewing logo—a stylized stick of dynamite with a lit fuse—centered near the top in navy blue. Below it, the beer name "CRISPY BOY" dominates the center in large, shadow-effect lettering with an olive-and-blue colour treatment. The word "PILSNER" and alcohol information appear below in navy caps. A small dynamite illustration sits in the upper right corner. The background is cream with olive-gold and navy blue as the primary graphic colours.

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Brew it

A starting-point recipe from the style and the ABV on the label: derived, not tasted, and the sheet says which is which.

The bench sheet

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Style: LagerBrewery: Alarmist Brewing