
Sophisticated Anxiety
- Filedwith the TTB
- Cleared20 November 2019
- SpottedNot yet — watching
Register-wide, a cleared beer typically surfaces at its brewery within 17 days — four out of five inside 29 — measured across 137 filings we've watched land. This page gets stamped the moment it's seen.
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This filing went on record 20 November 2019, before the beer reached a shelf. Every week's new filings, read and delivered Tuesday morning.
This is the 14th of 24 label filings we hold from Foreign Objects Beer Company. It is one of 66 american pale ale labels approved in November 2019. It cleared 23 days after it was filed. The label names 2 hops — El Dorado and Moutere, and carries ddh, dry-hopped on the front.
From the label“Perfection is a painfully unattainable illusion in the minds of those burdened by the perpetual and gruesome anxiety of obsession. Luckily we know ourselves and have decoded the secret formula to transmute that horrible burden into sophistication! You see, the horrible anxiety that went into determining the "perfect" blend of El Dorado and Moutere hops, led to this sophisticated little number you've got in your hand. Powerful aromas and notes of tropical lime, juicy passion fruit, pineapple ambrosia, and 'nilla wafers in this beer tell us that this hop union got us as close to our delusion of perfection as we'll ever get!”
Extracted from label art by hopgrail · fields verified against the filing
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The filing names its hops — El Dorado, Moutere — which is enough for a real starting point.
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