
A Brutal Utopian Failure
- Filedwith the TTB
- Cleared18 December 2019
- SpottedNot yet — watching
Register-wide, a cleared beer typically surfaces at its brewery within 16 days — four out of five inside 29 — measured across 135 filings we've watched land. This page gets stamped the moment it's seen.
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This filing went on record 18 December 2019, before the beer reached a shelf. Every week's new filings, read and delivered Tuesday morning.
This is the 18th of 21 label filings we hold from Foreign Objects Beer Company. It is one of 59 hazy ipa labels approved in December 2019. It cleared 13 days after it was filed. The label names 2 hops — Ekuanot and Mosaic, and carries ddh, dry-hopped on the front.
From the label“How desperately we lose ourselves desperately grasping for some unattainable ideal, only to find the failed scope of our perception to be inescapable! Science misappropriated for crass gains, unification mutated into tribal revulsion, and the grim outcome of seemingly sophisticated plans surely reveals to us the truth of ourselves. But no need to worry, this fluffy and hazy IPA beautifully hopped with Ekuanot and Mosaic offers you divine aromas of earthy-sweet citrus, dank hop resin, and a melange of juicy stone fruits! Failure is the fabric of evolution, so embrace the crumbling utopia for the brilliant future it brings!”
Extracted from label art by hopgrail · fields verified against the filing
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