
Average Nobody (Cans)
- Lager (other/unspecified)
- 4.9% ABV
- Label approved Aug 6
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90 seek it out · 80 would buy again · 70 fine, wouldn't seek it · 60 disappointing · 40 flawed or drain pour
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See allAlternate Ending Beer Co.'s Lager (other/unspecified). Label approved 6 August 2026; not spotted yet.
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About this beer
This is the 12th of 35 labels we have from Alternate Ending Beer Co. It is one of 63 lager (other/unspecified) labels approved in August 2026. It was submitted and approved the same day. The label names one hop, NY EXP 032. The label carries the Brewers Association independent seal.
The label is split horizontally: an upper half in pale blue features a stylized figure in a long coat viewed from behind, centered beneath large sans-serif type reading "Average Nobody", with a row of simplified houses silhouetted at the horizon line; the lower half is black and filled with a scattered pattern of cream-coloured skulls, bones, shovels, pint glasses, and a central skull wearing a suit jacket, rendered in a deadpan illustrative style. Type is modern sans-serif for the beer name and smaller details, with the brewery's collaboration credit in serif on the lower left.
From the label“Proudly brewed by a bunch of Goodfellas in Aberdeen, New Jersey. Never rat on your friends.”
Brew it
The label names its hops (NY EXP 032), which is enough for a real starting point.
The bench sheetAsk Hop Grail:
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Style: LagerBrewery: Alternate Ending Beer Co.