Nothing Stays Parallel
- Filedwith the TTB
- Cleared17 July 2026
- SpottedNot yet — watching
Register-wide, a cleared beer typically surfaces at its brewery within 17 days — four out of five inside 29 — measured across 137 filings we've watched land. This page gets stamped the moment it's seen.
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Grails are watched nightly — you get word the morning this one is first seen. Every Everywhere filing? Follow the brewery.
This filing went on record 17 July 2026, before the beer reached a shelf. Every week's new filings, read and delivered Tuesday morning.
This is the 12th of 12 label filings we hold from Everywhere. It is one of 88 west coast ipa labels approved in July 2026. It cleared 1 day after it was filed.
A geometric snail rendered in blue and dark-olive solid shapes sits centered on a cream field, its shell a hexagonal form and body a simplified curve. The composition frames this central motif with the beer name—'west coast india pale ale'—in oxblood condensed sans-serif capitals at top, and stacked sans-serif type reading 'every where' in oxblood below. Thin teal rules border the left and right edges, with small regulatory text panels in matching teal frames flanking the snail.
From the label“nothing stays parallel save the earth! please peel this label off before recycling.”
Extracted from label art by hopgrail · fields verified against the filing
The house
Brew it
A starting-point recipe from the style and the filed ABV — derived, not tasted, and the sheet says which is which.
The bench sheet →The hunt
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