Hop Grail
Nothing Stays Parallel (Cans)
- West Coast IPA
- 6.7% ABV
- Label approved Jul 17
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90 seek it out · 80 would buy again · 70 fine, wouldn't seek it · 60 disappointing · 40 flawed or drain pour
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Everywhere's West Coast IPA. Label approved 17 July 2026.
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About this beer
This is the 12th of 12 labels we have from Everywhere. It is one of 87 west coast ipa labels approved in July 2026. Its label was approved 1 day after it was submitted.
A geometric snail rendered in blue and dark-olive solid shapes sits centered on a cream field, its shell a hexagonal form and body a simplified curve. The composition frames this central motif with the beer name—'west coast india pale ale'—in oxblood condensed sans-serif capitals at top, and stacked sans-serif type reading 'every where' in oxblood below. Thin teal rules border the left and right edges, with small regulatory text panels in matching teal frames flanking the snail.
From the label“nothing stays parallel save the earth! please peel this label off before recycling.”
Brew it
A starting-point recipe from the style and the ABV on the label: derived, not tasted, and the sheet says which is which.
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Style: IPABrewery: Everywhere