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From the label“Front label explicitly states 'TRIPLE DRY-HOPPED INDIA PALE ALE' in large orange text. Back label confirms 'FUCK 2026 TRIPLE DRY-HOPPED INDIA PALE ALE'. ABV 9.7% supports double_ipa classification (well above the ~7.5% threshold). Triple dry-hopped is a DDH modifier. The phrase 'TRIPLE DRY-HOPPED' modifies the process, not the IPA itself—the style is India Pale Ale with DDH modifier, and the high ABV (9.7%) places it in double_ipa.”