Who'd Like To Hold My Clipboard?
- Filedwith the TTB
- Cleared25 November 2019
- SpottedNot yet — watching
Register-wide, a cleared beer typically surfaces at its brewery within 16 days — four out of five inside 29 — measured across 135 filings we've watched land. This page gets stamped the moment it's seen.
On your grail list. We'll tell you when it lands.Ask the register:
Grails are watched nightly — you get word the morning this one is first seen. Every Hoof Hearted Brewing filing? Follow the brewery.
This filing went on record 25 November 2019, before the beer reached a shelf. Every week's new filings, read and delivered Tuesday morning.
This is the 16th of 19 label filings we hold from Hoof Hearted Brewing. It is one of 72 ipa (other/unspecified) labels approved in November 2019. It cleared 17 days after it was filed. The label carries fruited on the front.
From the label“You'll make a fine little helper. What's your name? Equipped with the right amount of fruit and twice your daily dosage of milk sugar and vanilla, this decadent frappe DIPA hosts enough heft to freeze the left half of your brain. Hopped with Mosaic, this stuff is better than that monster eggnog our brother makes with lighter fluid. And we'd know. We've been going to this high school for 7 and a half years now... ...we're no dummies.”
Extracted from label art by hopgrail · fields verified against the filing
The house
Brew it
A starting-point recipe from the style and the filed ABV — derived, not tasted, and the sheet says which is which.
The bench sheet →The hunt
We're the register, not the store — no stock promises. These are the searches we'd run for this one.