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Who'd Like To Hold My Clipboard? (Cans)
- IPA (other/unspecified)
- 9% ABV
- Label approved Nov 25, 2019
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90 seek it out · 80 would buy again · 70 fine, wouldn't seek it · 60 disappointing · 40 flawed or drain pour
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Hoof Hearted Brewing's IPA (other/unspecified). Label approved 25 November 2019.
Brewed at TWELVE PERCENT LLC (Connecticut). More brewed there.
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About this beer
This is the 26th of 29 labels we have from Hoof Hearted Brewing. It is one of 128 ipa (other/unspecified) labels approved in November 2019. Its label was approved 17 days after it was submitted. The label carries fruited on the front. The brand on the label is Hoof Hearted Brewing; it was brewed at TWELVE PERCENT LLC in Connecticut.
From the label“You'll make a fine little helper. What's your name? Equipped with the right amount of fruit and twice your daily dosage of milk sugar and vanilla, this decadent frappe DIPA hosts enough heft to freeze the left half of your brain. Hopped past the stop sign with Mosaic, this stuff is better than that monster eggnog our brother makes with lighter fluid. And we'd know. We've been going to this high school for 7 and a half years now... ...we're no dummies.”
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Style: IPABrewery: Hoof Hearted Brewing